Yes, that's right, I'm taking it back for us CF folks. This is just a working title, but on a day when most people celebrate a "miraculous" act that anyone can do (except a man, but sperm is definitely involved), maybe we should celebrate the "miracle" of sticking to our guns in an outrageously pro-natalist society.
From a purely retail perspective, Mum's Day has become another Valentine's Day. You have to make a reservation months in advance, preferably at some really swanky restaurant for an overpriced brunch that includes a harp. Menus are often whittled down to a few specific options so the kitchens can keep up with the demand. Most of us who wouldn't put up with this on the Massacre itself gladly fork over $45 a head just to make a mom feel special.
I'm going to say here that I'm not against doing this per se, I just think it's kind of a bad idea and a lot of hassle. Fixed menus really annoy me. If you're going to spend the money to go to a nice restaurant, chances are you want the full range of options available to you. If your mother really does want to do this, then why not do it the day before, just to avoid the crowds?
And as for the entitlement-minded mummies, you get one day. Just one. The rest of the year, you really do have to live with the decisions you made, because you can't just leave them in front of Wal-Mart like a box of puppies.
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